Anonymous asked: idk why but I ship you and berserkk-as-fuck

Idk why but I ship myself with Alex Turner

Anonymous asked: Yoy looks like a weird fusion beetwen Alex (hair), Matt (eyes and nose) and Miles (mouth) haha

…

Yeah that’s basically me…

Anonymous asked: not sure if you are alex turner or just his Evil Twin...

WHO KNOWS?!?

Anonymous asked: oh god i love you so much xx

Anonymous asked: could you post a picture of yourself?

I could….

but I won’t

Anonymous asked: if you were alex, what would you do?

I would dump Arielle and marry Miles.

Anonymous asked: alex and alexa or alex and arielle?

Anonymous asked: would you go gay for alex turner?

Would?

I am already gay for him.